Pokey bum wank

To insert ones finger in and out of the anus whilst masterbating ones penis with the other hand (speed and deph of finger is upto pbw,sters preference)
Tom:have you heard about something called a pokey bum wank its all the rage ooop north any idea what it involves
Rich: yes its the act of slipping a appendage or inanimate object up ones anus whilst wanking the penis with the other hand

I was doing a prison sentence a normal wank just wasnt doing it for me after 6 months of repetitive standard wanking so I was looking to spice things upby using a finger or 2 after 3 months fingers became boring so I started a long trawl of finding inanimate objects to insert and rating them out of ten is my final ambition to write up a pbw guide of best objects to use for a pbw with a ratings scale of shitty fingers so electric toothbrush 9 and a half shitty fingers out of ten
by Jack Mehoff jizz mater general November 21, 2016
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Pokey bum wank

An act of masturbation where you put your legs over your head and poke yourself in the bum
I was going to have a pokey bum wank today but I'm going to Spencer's house
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pokey bum wank

To furiously prod ones self in the anus with one finger whilst masturbationg visciously at the same time
Son, why does your duvet smell of poo and sex wee? have you been having one of your pokey bum wanks again?
by Dave September 16, 2003
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Pokey-bum-wank

One who stimulates/fingers their bottom hole whilst masturbating.
Jack got so turned on by “Transsexual Heartbreakers Vol 2” he had to drop his trousers and have a pokey bum wank.
by MisterLee October 07, 2003
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pokey bum wank

The insertion of your finger or object into your rectum whilst masturbating, to increase pleasure
" I'm for a pokey bum wank tonight "
by ayrshire pedro September 09, 2008
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pokey bum wank

One who pleasures themselves with fingers up the rectum, while masterbating vigorously.
What is John up to tonight?

He is having a night to himself tonight, so he said he was going to have a pokey bum wank.
by Daneye0113 January 06, 2010
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Pokey Bum Wank

The art of inserting one's finger in and out of one's nought(anus) rapidly during masturbation. niiiiice.
Dyl regularly enjoyed a pokey bum wank while watching youPorn after work.
by PokeyMassiv October 24, 2008
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