Bulletproof Vest 

The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.

Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.

Bulletproof Vest by Bulletproof Vest December 14, 2011

Bulletproof Vest 

American school uniform

Man, I wish were we given more freedom on what we could wear to school. I want to wear something else other than a bulletproof vest

Bulletproof Vest by sussybaka01 June 10, 2022

Baby bullet proof vest 

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.

That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!

Baby bullet proof vest by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011

Bullet Proof Vest 

50's source of protection

If it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.

Bullet Proof Vest by shantea October 12, 2003