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Bulletproof Vest

The pooch that portrudes from a woman's lower abdomen. When worn with a tighter-fitting shirt it appears she is wearing a bulletproof vest underneath. Most often found in women who have had children, but just can't ever seem to lose that last little bit to get back to where they were pre-pregnancy. Women with a bulletproof vest can still be fine as hell, they're just not 18 years old anymore.
Damn, did you see her? She is fine! She's got a little bit of the bulletproof vest, but I'd still smash.
by Bulletproof Vest December 14, 2011
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Bulletproof Vest

Man, I wish were we given more freedom on what we could wear to school. I want to wear something else other than a bulletproof vest
by sussybaka01 June 10, 2022
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Baby bullet proof vest

Another name for a baby bjorn for those whom think the parent may be using the baby as a protective device.
That guy looked like he'd stab me if I wasn't wearing my baby bullet proof vest!
by Logan Durgen January 22, 2011
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Bullet Proof Vest

If it wasnt for my bullet proof vest i would have been dead.
by shantea October 12, 2003
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