bull schist

It's like bull shit, but it's been stacked so high that the metamorphic processes have kicked in.

1. NY wants to ban wood fire grills and everybody thinks it's a bunch of bull schist.

2. In fact, the bull schist in NY is stacked so high, it could end our dependence on fossil fuels.

by Muffmaster Jones March 12, 2024

Bullschismo

Bullchismo is when someone acts like they are a superior athlete or very masculine, displaying a lot of Machismo. However, in reality they are just average and/or highly athletically uncoordinated, and feel the need to compensate for this by telling extensive and often unbelievable lies about their exploits. This type of individual can be highly annoying as they typically must share how awesome their (entirely made up) exploits are with other people constantly.

Doug: Yo Katharine, I just did a back flip on my snowboard yesterday

Katharine: Wow Doug, I need to suck your dick off right now!

Steve: Doug has so much Bullschismo, the only snowboard he ever back flipped was on PS2.

Katharine: Doug, you’re a LOSER!

by ThugNugget227 August 2, 2008

bullschisster

A bullshit artist, or someone who is bitching and complaining all the time.

That bullschisster complains about other people in order to cover up for his our inadequacy!

by jonbecker03 June 8, 2004

bullshistory

Da generally-useless-to-your-future-life/employment "set of lies agreed-upon" sawdusty-dry clap-trap dat dey force-feedingly shove down your boredom-parched throat during grade school.

Why should I bother learning all that bullshistory in school when I will seldom --- if ever --- need said knowledge in my future adult life, especially if a lot of it isn't even accurate, anyway???

by QuacksO June 21, 2019