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Sacred Bull 

A Discordian concept based around the idea of bullshit being beneficial to learning.

The idea behind this notion is that the bullshit will either be accepted by the person being fed the line, or will be doubted and individual investigation will follow, therefor educating the recipient.

The concept of the Sacred Bull was originated by former dictator, Enrico Salazar, who -when asked what would happen if people just bought the Sacred Bull at face value- was quoted as saying: "Fuck em. If they are that stupid, they deserve to stay that way."
I laid the Sacred Bull on him, its up to him now.
Sacred Bull by Ruben Valletta December 27, 2007

Bullscarab 

One of the many words ancient Egyptians used to swear with.
Others include Son of a Mummy and Mother of Ra!
It's used as an expression of shock, sudden joy, or extreme disgust.

It is not recommended that you use this expression in public as you
will most likely receive dirty looks.
Holy bullscarab! Suntrust is such a legit bank!
Bullscarab by SuntrustLover November 29, 2011

Bullscrement 

Lord: My lady, your hair is as flowing as the sea. Your eyes are bright as stars.
Lady: That's utter bullscrement!