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blaschke 

A fantastic, internationally recognized super-child, with combined talents consisting of your greatest fear, and Chuck Norris
Blaschke is closely related to your mother
blaschke by TheModestMouse January 2, 2010
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Bullscheisse

1. Combination of bullshit and the German scheisse.
That's bullscheisse.
Bullscheisse by Pseudo-pseudonym. August 25, 2011

Bullschismo 

Bullchismo is when someone acts like they are a superior athlete or very masculine, displaying a lot of Machismo. However, in reality they are just average and/or highly athletically uncoordinated, and feel the need to compensate for this by telling extensive and often unbelievable lies about their exploits. This type of individual can be highly annoying as they typically must share how awesome their (entirely made up) exploits are with other people constantly.
Doug: Yo Katharine, I just did a back flip on my snowboard yesterday

Katharine: Wow Doug, I need to suck your dick off right now!

Steve: Doug has so much Bullschismo, the only snowboard he ever back flipped was on PS2.

Katharine: Doug, you’re a LOSER!
Bullschismo by ThugNugget227 August 2, 2008

Bullschnocki 

You are completely full of bullschnocki. There is no possible way you got that lemon to hit 135 mph without it completely shaking apart.
Bullschnocki by Karma_DeLis January 4, 2017

bullschmidt 

a story that is so ridiculous one may only shake their head and laugh at it
Person 1: Dude I have 32 guns at my house and 84 bow and arrows............oh and I blow shit up like all the time!

Person 2: Bullschmidt!!!!
It can be anything it wants to be
Lets go to my room and have some bulash

or

hey later on, do you want to get some bulash
bulash by Dude-Sweet April 19, 2005