A fantastic, internationally recognized super-child, with combined talents consisting of your greatest fear, and Chuck Norris
by TheModestMouse January 3, 2010
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a wierd to blonde pussy ass unreliable ass island boy plug that is very socially awkward and walks with a slant, and has a HUGE speaker that he sleeps,shits,and showers with. his voice sounds like a 45 year old wanna be badass who has been smoking since the 2nd grade
bro cole blaschke stole my bike and threatened me with a nice then unadded me on snap
by kyli July 28, 2021
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