blaschke 

A fantastic, internationally recognized super-child, with combined talents consisting of your greatest fear, and Chuck Norris

Blaschke is closely related to your mother

blaschke by TheModestMouse January 2, 2010

cole blaschke 

a wierd to blonde pussy ass unreliable ass island boy plug that is very socially awkward and walks with a slant, and has a HUGE speaker that he sleeps,shits,and showers with. his voice sounds like a 45 year old wanna be badass who has been smoking since the 2nd grade

bro cole blaschke stole my bike and threatened me with a nice then unadded me on snap

cole blaschke by kyli July 28, 2021

Blasched It! 

Can be used as a noun or a verb. To Blasch is to excel to the highest standard in any and all forms. When a Blasch is achieved it is proceeded with a fist pump to gain favor and recognition with the trans dimensional multiverse. Blasching it requires years of patience and precision, a feat that is rarely achieved.

Blasched It!
I won this (Insert Prize) because I Blasched It!
You have completed a task to a previously unknown standard, you can now declare that you Blasched It!

Blasched It! by Because its funny January 23, 2021

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008