bucket drums 

A drum kit created by empty buckets, pots, pans, blue boxes etc and played with any hard object found (bats, whisk, hammer etc). There are many variations of the bucket drum style in punk music, and garage bands who never make it.

*clank clackity clank*
"What the hell is that?! It sounds like someone is falling down the stairs"
"Oh, it's just Julian practising his Bucket Drums".

bucket drums by Tiger Princess May 11, 2008

bucket drums 

Where talent that's impressive for five year-olds to have goes to die an annoyingly loud death.

*clang clang bocka bang bang bang!* I'm the rhythm of the city with my bucket drums! I'm the- hey, where are you all going?"

bucket drums by JesseJB November 22, 2010

Bucket Drummer 

A musician that can't play anything else. Usually lacking in rhythm and they want you to hear it for miles. Known to drive out residents of entire city blocks and make street life stressful for pedestrians.

I failed at guitar, violin and real drums so I became a bucket drummer. Also, I kill street life with my percussive vulgarity. But someday people will notice me like daddy never did.

Bucket Drummer by JesseJB February 14, 2010