bubble nuts

A term used to demean someone so stupid and useless, their nuts have become bubbly and withered in an attempt to stop them from passing on their terrible genes

Jim: Oh shit, I dropped the TV...
Phil: Way to go, bubble nuts!

by ronlogic March 31, 2015

bubble nuts

n. Slang term meaning genital herpes.

That bitch gave me bubble nuts.

by Jerreau Taylor October 1, 2007

bubble nuts

Someone who has a penis implant.

Phil Crosby has bubble nuts.

by T.J January 31, 2003

bubble nuts

Some one who pours peroxide over their dirty nuts.

"man, these bubble nuts really burn!!"

by Savage Henry78 April 19, 2013

bubble nuts

someone who gets hits in the balls with a bottle of bubbles.

"hey bubbles nuts, are you goin to chow?"

by mojoe philips March 15, 2003

bumble my nuts

Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect

Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."

by Barshockaloo January 25, 2018

Bubbleguts

Explosive, and otherwise dangerous, human feces. Expelled at a rapid speed, typicall in liquid or near liquid form. Not reccomended.

Dude, that Tequila totally gave me Bubbleguts. Move out da way, yo.

by Monkey Panda October 18, 2008