bubble nuts 

A term used to demean someone so stupid and useless, their nuts have become bubbly and withered in an attempt to stop them from passing on their terrible genes

Jim: Oh shit, I dropped the TV...
Phil: Way to go, bubble nuts!

bubble nuts by ronlogic March 31, 2015

bubble nuts 

n. Slang term meaning genital herpes.

That bitch gave me bubble nuts.

bubble nuts by Jerreau Taylor October 1, 2007

bubble nuts 

Someone who has a penis implant.

Phil Crosby has bubble nuts.

bubble nuts by T.J January 31, 2003

bubble nuts 

Some one who pours peroxide over their dirty nuts.

"man, these bubble nuts really burn!!"

bubble nuts by Savage Henry78 April 19, 2013

bubble nuts 

someone who gets hits in the balls with a bottle of bubbles.

"hey bubbles nuts, are you goin to chow?"

bubble nuts by mojoe philips March 15, 2003

bumble my nuts 

Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

1. Adjective- informal
To blow air against a nut sack making a motor boat effect

Bumble my nuts

(Bum•ble my nuts) the act of motorboating a nut sack.

"Dude I think she's a keeper. She bumbled my nuts until they were numb."

bumble my nuts by Barshockaloo January 25, 2018

Bubbleguts 

Explosive, and otherwise dangerous, human feces. Expelled at a rapid speed, typicall in liquid or near liquid form. Not reccomended.

Dude, that Tequila totally gave me Bubbleguts. Move out da way, yo.

Bubbleguts by Monkey Panda October 18, 2008