Browntowned

A way to taunt your water volleyball opponents when you are destroying them.

"20 serving 12"
(as the ball is being served)
"You have been BROWNTOWNED!!"
"21 bitches" - Browntowned

by Kennedy Killer June 21, 2010

Browntown Showdown

A heated battle of sorts between two males when a resolution is unattainable. The Browntown Showdown is a modern play on the classic event, the "Tug-of-War". The two parties involved take a rope (twine for the frail and anally incompetent) preferably a half-inch in diameter. The rope is to be knotted on both ends and then inserted into the anal cavities of the aforementioned. Both men then must clench their assly muscles and take steps away from each other, the first party to release the rope is the loser.

(A ropesmith is preferred and must regulate/monitor the proceedings)

no-homo is not necessary, but may help in further explanations to others

"My teacher said the answer was X = 3, I disagree; it's time for a Browntown Showdown."

by bilky koors August 19, 2009

brownstoned

Getting invited to a dinner party at a well-connected person's house and waking up groggy in bed with a naked underaged girl (or boy) for blackmailing purposes.

Jeeves was a political maverick as a junior congressman until he was brownstoned early in his term.

by Mister Brownstoned November 1, 2019

browntown

An informal name for the anus, mostly used in the context of having anal sex with someone ("take sb. to browntown").

We'll bend you over, then we'll take you to browntown - Tenacious D: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

by Amina Koyim August 13, 2011

Browntown

A nickname for a city in Canada known as Brampton which is funny enough... Full of brown people.

Hey man have you ever been to Browntown? It's full of brown people!

by Edgy Cunt #1290219 January 10, 2018

Browntown Triple

Anal sex with three different partners in one night.

I had a couple of friends over and we introduced Rachel to the browntown triple.

Sergio’s first visit to the bathhouse resulted in a browntown triple.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Browntown

Having anal sex with a woman

Dude, I went Browntown on her last night.

by roast November 15, 2002