brown-bag it 

when a person is hyperventilating/breathing too much air you brown-bag it, meaning the person has to breathe into a brown bag in order to lower its oxygen levels and calm down

Person 1: Oh man, I can't take this, this is just too much....*breathing heavily*
Person 2: Alright, you need to relax, calm down. We gotta brown-bag it *hands the other person the brown bag to breathe into*

brown-bag it by FreshHomie April 3, 2017

brown bag it 

1 When having sex with a really ugly girl you put a brown paper bag over her head to cover her ugliness. Often in reference to girls with a butter face
see also: paper bag it

guy 1: Man, she is so ugly...
guy 2: I'd brown bag it.

brown bag it by Myke D. July 16, 2005

brown bag it 

when you cover up beer or alchohol wiht a brown paper bag even thought its even more noticable

guy1:yo wanna go drinking tonite?
guy2:yea where?
guy1: idk lets just brown bag it

brown bag it by stephh April 14, 2006

Brown bag it 

to use a disposable, usually paper, bag to carry something. used most commonly by grammar school teachers, where students are going on a trip and should bring their lunch in a disposable container (usually a plastic or paper bag) instead of a metal or plastic lunch boxes

kid: mom, i cant find my lunch box.

mom: there's no time to look, just grab your sandwich and brown bag it.

Brown bag it by Mystic Bacon December 27, 2007

brown bag it 

Having sex with someone who has a brown paper bag over their head.

A: Damn, that girl is so ugly. You still going to take her home?
B: Yeah, I'll just have to brown bag it.

brown bag it by Anti-Climacus October 5, 2006

brown bag it 

another way of saying to rough it

if you're out camping someone asks do you wanna sleeping bag you reply nah i'll brown bag it

brown bag it by FatboyCJ September 9, 2008