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brown squirrel

The act of a woman holding cum in her cheeks making them appear puffy like a squirrel's directly after performing an ass-to-mouth. The final step of the brown squirrel is to smack both cheeks simultaneously causing the cum to be sprayed violently from the mouth.
My cum was all over the wall after I pulled a brown squirrel on that chick.
brown squirrel by german skeez January 13, 2009
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Brown Squirrel

Shoving a furry tail up your ass, but leaving enough hanging out so that while you're munching on nuts you look like a squirrel.
Whoa, do you see Nathan G. over there? He's totally doing the brown squirrel on that guy!
Brown Squirrel by gower_lover April 18, 2011

The Brown Squirrel 

The act of stuffing one's testicles into another person's anus, like a squirrel hiding their nuts.
Tom Cruise prefers the Brown Squirrel to the Black Chipmunk.

brown eyed squirrel 

When someone is sucking on a man's testicles from behind and gets his/her face shit on.
Bro last night I gave a chick a brown eyed squirrel.

Brown sugar squirrel 

Did you hear that? I think it was a rare, elusive, brown sugar squirrel. You almost never see them. You always here them when they explode from their nest after a period of hibernation.
Brown sugar squirrel by Juan fy September 5, 2023
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
Word of the Day on May 21, 2026