brown shoes 

shoes that are brown

fucking sweet!

(mrs yankee fucking wore)

wow those shoes are fucking sweet

brown shoes by robin November 29, 2003

brown shoes 

A substitute phrase for "fuck you". Handy for use in places/situations where discretion is of importance. Also if you get caught saying "fuck you", and get asked to repeat what you just said, just say "brown shoes".

{in church}
1-"You got that cash you owe me?"
2-"No."
1-"Brown shoes!
{in grade 4}
1-"Psst... Buddy, you're such a dweeb..."
2-"FUCK YOU!"
Teacher-"WHAT did you say?"
2-"Brown shoes, ma'am."

brown shoes by Woodenhead May 14, 2006

Brownshoe 

A Canadian term for a career politician, one whose main goal is to climb the party ladder and get power, not to make real change or help his constituents. Typically reserved for members of the Conservative Party of Canada who hold neoliberal economic views and who advocate socially liberal policies. Called brownshoes due to their habit of wearing poor quality, badly fitted blue suits with clunky brown shoes to look casual and "appeal" to middle class voters.

"Did you see Jason Kenney and Andrew Scheer at the Gay Hindus for Free Trade fundraiser last night? Kenney was dancing with a transsexual, and he calls himself conservative..."

"Doesn't surprise me, he's a brownshoe, he'll sell out to anyone to win votes"

Brownshoe by The Man With The Cane March 27, 2019

brownshoe 

A situation that has gotten so out of hand, or so thoroughly mismanaged, that it has become a virtual or literal pile of crap. Refers to the condition of a person's shoe after they step in the pile.

The accounting team is so disorganized that they lost our invoice payment. This is a total brownshoe situation.

brownshoe by Snafoodie December 8, 2020

Brownshoe 

Brownshoe - A person who dresses in very poor form or is otherwise clueless with respect to fashion and general manners. Such a person might wear a pocket protector and carry a pen in their shirt pocket, use tape and continue wearing broken eye glasses, wear clunky brown shoes with black clothes, wear pants that are 3 inches too long or short, and likely has bad personal hygiene, like yellow teeth and bad breath. Also is likely cheap and will never offer to pay

"Man, that John is some brownshoe. He comes to the course with beat up golf shoes, shitty clubs and long pants when it is 100 degrees out. Then he guzzles 5 beers at the 19th hole and bolts before the check comes." guy is a fucking "shoe"

Brownshoe by nickythe shoe November 23, 2020