When one person poops into his/her hand and rubs it into partners vagina.
My girlfriend slapped me after I gave her a brown omelette.
by HermanButt December 2, 2017
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When a mixture of diarrhea and toilet bowl water splashes up on your butt as a result of an explosive diarrhea splash. Similar to Poseidon’s Kiss, only much more messy.
Sam just told me he had a huge Havana Brown Omelette this morning. Apparently it was so bad he had to take a shower bc toilet paper couldn’t get the job done.
by Benjo Basilisk August 24, 2021
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