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brown lip 

Verb: To Brown Lip Is To Expel Shit Too close to the edge of the toilet seat so that you shit hangs stuck under the lip of the seat. Semi-permanent. May possibly also including Shit stain on seat (not always the case).
Holy Shit I Just Brown Lipped In the bathroom stall. It sucks for the next person who's shit has been foiled by my brown lip.
brown lip by Matt Cohen October 29, 2007
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brown lipstick 

When someone is said to be constantly "eating shit" from other people is defined as wearing brown lipstick.
That news reporter wears brown lipstick to keep her job
brown lipstick by SumerianPlumer November 13, 2013

brown lips 

when eating out someone's asshole, the one getting his/her ass eaten out has diarrhea into the ass eater's mouth, staining his/her lips a shitty brown color
Pete: Phil, why do your lips look like u just ate a turd?
Phil: That bitch last night gave me brown lips!
brown lips by Mung Master Pete October 24, 2006

brown lips 

A description for a person after giving a rimjob.
"Maggie's got some brown lips after last night."
brown lips by Eascen September 25, 2005

Brown Lips Bret 

He is an extreme ass kisser, the most heinous of all. His sole purpose in life is to kiss chocolate starfish or blow any upper management at the drop of a hat. He resides in Witchita, KS but been spotted in St Louis, MO
Man get a load of Brown Lips Bret workin his magic! Whose ass will he kiss when he's the CEO?????
Brown Lips Bret by brown lips January 15, 2008

brown lips 

someone who sucks up to someone more powerful than they are, in other words to kiss someone’s arse.
John Howard is always kissing George Bush’s arse by worshiping him like a king, what a brown lips.
brown lips by bread infection December 9, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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