brown hatter

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.

Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.

by Tunmy AuGratin February 25, 2006

brown hatter

A bottsman. With shit on his helmet.

"You comin' out with us down Brighton tonight?"

"Fuck off, you brown hatter! I know what you lot do on a night out!"

by Baron Of Stuff November 10, 2007

brown hatter

Fudge Packer

Self confessed player of the pink Obow

by simon August 23, 2003

brown hatter

When the hat of your penis is brown, you are a brown hatter.

Also a kind of flower.

I went to the garden show and saw lots of brown hatters lying in a (flower) bed

by the slut formerly known as your mother September 26, 2004

brown hatter

A semen demon.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

brown hatter

it's the man who has is penis in the dude's ass in anal sex

whilst i was being rimmed there was some brown hatter goin in 4 the kill

by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 06, 2005

brown hatter

A renouned unstable infected useless good for nothing choad banging wanker.

You fuckin brown hatter.

by tweedball November 05, 2004