When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.
Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.
by rpetras June 10, 2008
You still have your brown card if you are an anal sex virgin.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.
To take someones brown card you are the first person to have anal sex with them. See v card.
by pink6789 February 02, 2009
When a male joins the gay community or behaves in a homosexual-like manor that suggests that he should.
Nick: "Where is George? He isn't usually late to football practice."
Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."
Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."
Paul: "I heard he had nail appointment."
Nick: "I heard he needs a brown card."
by Chiiiiiips April 18, 2010
Bimmy: Hey! Why did you just swipe my ass with your hand?!!!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
Jimmy: It's called a Brown Credit Card, bro!
by IMissTheInternet September 19, 2020