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Brown Beard 

It is an awesome combo starting with a blumpkin and the finishing it off with a salty pirate.
Last night I gave that chick from the club a mean brown beard. The weird thing is, she loved it!
Brown Beard by KevinDaKing August 27, 2007

Brown Beard 

When someone is new to the internet, roughly from 1 second to 3 years, for them to learn the ropes and how the internet works. After 3 years on the internet, a Brown beard would become a Grey Beard.

..It's usually your grandparents who would fit in this bracket
"We got ourselves a new Brown Beard!"

Brown beard 

When a woman cums so hard from oral sex she shits on the males face causing him to look like he has a brown beard.
I was eating her out when she brown bearded me.
Brown beard by anonymous February 18, 2024

Colorado brown beard 

When a man sticks his tongue in a girls butt hole and she has the runs down his face

old brown beard 

While a guy is going down on a girl, and she sharts, turning his chin brown.
I was eating out this chick, and she gave me an old brown beard.
old brown beard by E Dollar May 20, 2010

Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard 

This is when you shave all the hairs from your asshole to your balls and take the hairs stick them to someone’s face while they sleep using your shit and them slap then awake.
Girl 1 " I am so pissed I sleep over at my boyfriends house one night a and he gives me a brown beard he is so immature"

Girl 2 " Awww don’t feel bad i still get Sgt.Peppers Brown Beard from my boy friend"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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