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brown baggin bandit 

When a male fingers his own asshole with a paper bag
I caught Eddie being the brown baggin bandit the other night.

Brown Bandini 

The act of placing someone elses cell phone up your anus after they looked through your's without permission.
Craig looked through my phone without permission, so I gave his the ole' brown bandini.

Brown Bandito 

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.
Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*
Brown Bandito by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

BANDIERA-BROWN 

To be a kind sir and unable to aerial in rocket league
Person 1: Do you wanna play rocket League with me???
Person 2: NO WAY! YOUR A BANDIERA-BROWN
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026