When after you have had a satisfying bowel movement and you notice you've given birth to a legendary turd...you take multiple pictures of your masterpiece and feel extreme sadness as you flush...henceforth a "brown baby"
"Tom fell into a horrible depressed state after flushing his payload, stating that had given birth to a brown baby..."
by Fasteddie666 March 12, 2021
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(n) a Shit taken by a woman that is pushed through the vaginal tract and plops into the toilet.
Francesca pushed out a brown baby through her sandy vagina

Gaby was surprised to push out a brown baby after thinking she was 9 months pregnant.
by BlackPhantom December 17, 2011
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brown babies is a slang word for poop. This term was made famous by jakeandamir.com and collegehumor.com.
Hey, be right back. I'm going to go make some brown babies in the pool.
by Ingrid_Bloom May 21, 2008
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to take a shit; used derrogatorily to say that african american babies are in direct relation to human fecal matter
"Hold on man i gotta go make me some brown babies..."
(later)
"Daaaamn you shoulda seen the size of those brown babies i just dropped off at the pool"
by C January 4, 2004
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The product of sexual relations between a black and a white person. An extremely common occurrence on council estates throughout the UK, in particular London. Young white ladies of such areas believe the young black men to be more desirable than the local white men because they are able to string two words together and are more adept at lying to get their way into the young lady's underwear. The women are flattered by such falsehoods as "You're beautiful, innit?" and also believe the urban myth that all black men have massive appendages.
The white man/black woman phenomenon does occur but is much less frequent.
"Aaah, look at Delroy and Nick's lovely brown baby"
by Eihab May 11, 2004
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when you take a shit so big that it looks like a young child.
your dog jus left a brown baby boy on my front porch.
by damond August 11, 2004
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