brown air 

Gas that a well off person passes. The word fart is too offensive for them.

Sir Charles passed some brown air that Sir Winfred walked in on.

brown air by ugfest January 18, 2007

brown air 

Brown air is the kind of rectal expulsion that often causes symptoms similar to those experienced by mustard gas victims. An acrid, thick, almost tangible odour.

"Goodness me, Ponsonby just snuck out as I walked in only to be assailed by a cloud of the foulest brown air!"
"Yes, he's a bastard is Ponsonby. Notorious for his obnoxious air biscuits"

brown air by The Mongo Collective January 14, 2008

brown air 

Rectal emissions so profound, not only can you taste them, but you swear you can see them.

My friend ate so many tacos, he was firing off blasts of brown air all night.

brown air by Stihigh80 October 22, 2022

Air Mat Brown Eye 

While staying at a friend's house, bringing a chic home ,hitting it doggie style and sticking it in a girls butt without her permission, usually on an air matress.

"Mike Air Mat Brown Eyed that chic from the bar last night."

Air Mat Brown Eye by Vic Brown January 10, 2009

brownaire 

(V) to fart on a specific part of someones body.

last night a prostitute brownaired my eyeball and now its all pink. shit.

brownaire by mr. fart September 15, 2007