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To put bohemian goddesses in their place or to rule the internet with an iron fist lol
"Thanks.
I can get wikipedia too." says a G Brown
G Brown by cam savage January 11, 2009

brown glacier 

A dump so large that a small part of it rises above the water level in the toilet.
After consuming a bucket of fried chicken and a cup of coffee I dropped a brown glacier big enough to sink the Titanic.
brown glacier by billy br February 6, 2009

Brown Gordon

A female gives a titjob to her manfriend. Just as he is about to ejaculate he turns around, shits on her neck and ejaculates into her bellybutton
Male 1: Dayum she fine.
Male 2: Yes i want to give her a brown gordon tonight

The brown goat stretcher 

The act of covering the male genitalia in poop. Then dragging the head of the penis across his partners beard. Note: While performing this act the scrotum should also be covered in waste and stapled to the floor. This is where the 'stretcher' in the name comes from.
We did "The brown goat stretcher" His balls hang out of his pants now

Brown Ghost

A fart that, while sitting, escapes forward and upward - Pleasantly tickling your balls as it rises.
The best part about beans is it unleashes the brown ghost.
Brown Ghost by SkaOMatic June 19, 2008

Brown Goliath 

Rupert had to ask his wife Mary to inspect his anal sphincter for damage after heaving out a Brown Goliath that morning
Brown Goliath by Loopydave October 24, 2019