The quality of being biologically attractive, or the physical attraction based upon the laws of nature. Certain facial features and body types of both the male and female gender are appealing to all humans, including symmetrical facial structure, the ability to retain body fat, and fertility, among other physical attributes. Charles Darwin did not create this word, although he created the concept. The human race is bent on survival, thus we seek partners who can aid in creating the next generation of humans adept at survival.
The quality of being biotractive is not merely achieved by outside influences, including working out, plastic surgery, supplements, etcetera; but is actually achieved by naturally occurring genetic traits obtained from both the mother and father, along with preceding generations.
Damn, look at that immaculate facial structure; he's so biotractive.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!