brompton

how bloods say "Compton"

blood: born and raised in brompton, cali fuck you mean

brompton by ineedtotakeanap July 30, 2018

Brompton

A British folding bike with the ability to make the rider look like a total bell-end regardless of sex, stature, dress, ethnicity, intelligence or any other factor.

Look at the gimp on the wee, folding bike. What a Brompton!

Brompton by brompton hater September 23, 2010

Brompton

An abnormally sized defecation. The size of the defecation may be relative to your own size and stature. It is either: (a) a defecation that hurts your anus, making it feel as if a tear has bolted its way up your rectum; OR, for the more adventurous at heart, those sticklers for authenticity and bragging rights--(b) a defecation that pokes it's head through the surface of your toilet water and stares right back at you.

Why my oh-my, my ass is on three sorts of fire; I must have dropped a Brompton! (looking at the beast below him or her) well, I say, there's its head and neck craning from the depths of my toilet water--it MUST be a Brompton! I shall call my friends and let them know of this discovery!

Brompton by Mikhail the Karatemove Kid August 28, 2009

Brompton

To have sex unwillingly. To be raped.

I was brompton'd. I didn't like it!

Brompton by Taffy1035 September 17, 2014

Brompton Cocktail

Cocaine, Heroin, and Alcohol mixed together. Given to cancer patients.

Matt: Doc! I'm dying!
Syn: Get him some fucking Brompton Cocktail.
Jimmy *Searching for a steak taco*: Sure.

Brompton Cocktail by RudyTheGreat121 June 20, 2011

Brompton Cocktail

Popular in england. Mixture of Cocaine, Heroine,and alcohol given to cancer patients on their death bed.It was given to them to bring them alive for the last time.So their family could see them in a state of euphoria and not in so much pain.

Sally was on her death bed.
the doc gave her a brompton cocktail
and induced euphoria.

Brompton Cocktail by katie;dracula November 19, 2007

Brompton Wanker 

City workers with folding bikes (Brompton). The most annoying being the ones that decide to fold/unfold the bike on the train before they get on/of causing carriage congestion.

Fucking Brompton Wanker!

Brompton Wanker by CityDude October 30, 2017