brolol 

1. A lol made by a bro, a funny made by a fratty

Tara's walk of shame made the Tri Delt boys brolol.

brolol by dickota March 11, 2013

brocolini 

The term broccolini is used to describe anyone who, through their opinions, have become the natural enemy of the Boy Cunt Crew. A brocolini is young and confident and does not hold back when expressing their feelings on any subject, which of course is why their are the natural prey of the Boy Cunt Crew

Did you hear them express their opinions? Yeah, what a brocolini!

brocolini by Kung Of The Duckheads March 11, 2019

Bropology 

A type of apology typically given by bros of all types and ages. At its core, it's a classic non-apology, apology (i.e. "I'm sorry I'm not sorry"). It emanates from supreme arrogance and a hegemonic masculine need to be dominant, and thus never wrong.

You often see this type of apology come out of the mouth of a bro who's been caught doing something controversial and is forced to apologize; however, they obviously think that everybody is just over-reacting, or being hyper PC, and they should not have to apologize, but will do so in order to get everyone off their back.

"Ugh, okay, I'll give you a bropology. I'm guess I'm sorry...sorry that you're such a gay ass pussy bitch that you can't hack my (insert sexist/racist/xenophobic/hyper masculine opinion and behavior here). Fuckin' sack up, bro."

Bropology by Elwood Lane September 14, 2017

Brollic

Extremely big and mascular

"but when I get fucking flashed, it's like some big brollic black dude named fucking Requis, pulls a fucking bed sheet up and around my head and just proceeds to skull fuck me"

Brollic by LilCumDrop November 24, 2019

Brolocked 

bro-locked broh-lokt

Adj - Shut in completely, or almost completely, by a pack of bros at a bar, saloon or tavern, or any other comparable location.

Bro 1-KIPNIS!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOO!! (slams uncontrollably into guy half of a couple sitting in quiet conversation with each other at the bar) CRUSHED it!!!! Zeigler...did you SEE THAT SHIT?!!?

Bro 2-WHOOOOOOOOO!!!! (chugging a "handcrafted" beer with the word "dog" in the title) (backs into female half of couple) Oh...shiiiiit...are you OKAY? Need some help?

Guy-No, we're fine than- (cut off by another player on TV hitting a home run)

Bro 8-(finishes swig of a beer with the word "dog" somewhere in the title) WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! WHOO!!!! YEAH...smacked that shit OUT!!!! Chisley...did you SEE that shit?? (unknowingly knocks over a bottle of beer on the bar, running it all over the bar in front of the couple)

(guy starts to wipe up mess, assisted by his female companion)

Bartender-(in a thankful and sympathetic tone) Thanks guys...but don't worry about it. I'll get it. Those people in the front just left that two-top...want to move over there, so you're not so brolocked?

Bro 5-WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Brolocked by BrandonChrist August 30, 2013

brolloquialism 

A word or phrase in which the first few letters are replaced with "bro" in order to quantify or highlight how much of a bro the person/animal/object/activity in question is.

Bro 1: Sup brofessor?
Bro 2: Not much bromeo, I'm just here chillin', eatin' brotato chips.
Bro 1: Cool man, you going to the brodeo later?
Bro 2: Nah bro, I've got a party with my dawgs from West Coast Brollege to go to.
Bro 1: Be as bromiscuous as possible, and use brotection.
Bro 2: Will do broseidon, later bromie.
Bro 1: Time to play some Super Mario Bros. Mario is the brotagonist of that game. His brother is Luigi.
Bro 2: In the above exchange we used many a brolloquialism!

brolloquialism by Drizzy Finks January 19, 2011

brollic

Used to state that there is too much/an excess of something.

Also stated to speak of ones physical strength

Yo man, that girls got a brollic ass forehead.

Damn you know that dudes on steroids, he brollic as hell

brollic by Donald Winston-Day January 4, 2008