broleg

A man by the name of Oleg has been promoted. Usually because of his exceptionally poor wing man skills, or his equally terrible surfing skills. Or maybe even his ditching of all his friends to move to Miami. Either way, Broleg is boss,nso watch the fuck out.

Dude: Broleg!
Broleg: Fuck off.

by Brolimaga January 10, 2012

Brolex

A fake Rolex that all of your friends agree to say is real when you're around women.

Dude, we're gonna be hookin' up tonight when you sling your Brolex around!

by RealRolexGuy March 27, 2011

Brolentines Day

The day after Valentines Day (February 15th), Brolentines Day is an annual commemoration celebrating affection amongst your male peers. The day is named after unrecognized Greek Deity Broseidon, King of the Broceans, and was established in 2011 AD. It is traditionally a day on which bros express their appreciation for each other by presenting beers, offering high fives, and sending some ecards.

I'm glad I reserved a table at Buffalo Wild Wings early this year. It's generally been a bad idea to make last-minute Brolentines Day reservations.

by The Stafford Executive March 2, 2011

brotege

noun - A bro in training. Typically, but not always, 17 or 18 years old.

Chad is still in High School. I'm taking him under my wing as my brotege.

by wijiwang August 4, 2008

brology

The study of bros and everything that has to do with overall true bromances. It is usually taught by a professor with years of intesive training, called brologists, brologists are usually the hardest thinking scientists in the science community. Brology became an official subject in high schools circa 2008

Is that a bromance? Or are they just gay?

Obviously you'd know the answer if you didn't skip all of your Brology classes.

by BROSKI #3 August 9, 2009

brologue

Silly, manly dialogue between two bros. Often involves girls or sex.

Brologue:

Bro 1: You know what my three rules are right?
Bro 2: First, no teeth.
Bro 1: Yeah man, no fuckin' teeth. And rule number two watch the teeth! Rule three? I mean it no teeth!
Bro 2: Yeah dude that's the worst.

by hotdiggitydawg November 8, 2009

Broligious

When a guy fakes being religious in order to get ladies. A broligious guy will post bible verses on social networking websites, go to "religious" youth groups, and possibly attend church (just as long as the lad(y/ies) he wants to score on is/are there). He will never have any intention whatsoever of applying the things he has posted, learned, or preached in his real life.

Side effects may include but are not limited to: Hypocrisy, Sinning, Douchiness, (Damnation?)

Bro 1: "Yo bro, you should become broligious with me. Bro 3 did it a few months ago and he's choppin' like hell."

Bro 2: "BRO! let's doooo it! Bro 3 is my Bro!"

Bro 1 and Bro 2: "KNUCKS!"

by madhints January 18, 2011