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bro-block 

When a chick cockblocks your bro from hanging out with you. Both guys must be heterosexual so it's not an actual "cockblock," unless both are homosexual, in which it is.
You: "Dude, lets go play frisbee!"
Bro: "Yeah, bro!
Chick: "Aw, baby come stay with me!"
Bro: "Alright, see ya later, dude."
You: "Aw, man, I just totally got bro-blocked!"
bro-block by JoshPatrickCody August 21, 2013
When two bros are blocked from bro-ing out.
Samantha: Dude, you were seriously cock blocking me and Dan today. Watching football was supposed to be our alone time.
Dan's Bro: Quite the contrary. Dan didn't want his girlfriend to watch football with him. If anything you were being a bro block.
Bro Block by Shitree November 19, 2010
The favour you call in when you have your eyes on a gal (or guy no judgement here, just wear those socks) but don't want your bros challenging you so you call a Bro Block on the person. Works either as a favour the bro can call on in the future or they can Bro Block you from somebody of their choosing. Valid for an agreed period of time.
"Hey Hamzah bro, I'm really getting on with Big Shaz, I'm calling a Bro Block on this one. Give me a month yeah?"

"Alright Harry bro, but I'm gonna have to call one on Eddie man, he's mine for a month."

"All good bro, just miss me with that gay shit yeah?"
Bro Block by Sexybeast24 May 6, 2019

bro-blocker 

A term popularized by male college students. It can be used after one male asks another if he would like to do something (i.e. grab dinner, go out, etc.) and the other male denies his request. "Bro-blocker" can be substituted with "B-B."
Roommate 1: "Bro, we're all going to fourth meal, wanna go?"

Roommate 2: "Na man, I got stuff to do."

Roommate 1: "Dude, you're such a bro-blocker!"
bro-blocker by mdwargo March 22, 2009

Bro Blocking 

Bro Blocking is a fine art in which one of the male gender stops another male, or bro, from doing something cool.
"Chad was totally bro blocking me when I tried to play guitar hero. I was about to plug it in when he turned on Elton John live in concert".
Bro Blocking by danweick October 27, 2008

Bro Blocking 

The opposite of cock blocking. When some one prevents you from chilling with your bro(s).
Tyrone: Damn, dan never chills any more...

Jamal: That greasy bitch hes dating is bro blocking.
Bro Blocking by ALL I DO IS KUSH August 28, 2010
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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