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Briefed! 

Military slang for the event in which somebody gets yelled at or insulted by a fellow service member.
Soldier 1: Your bitch is probably fucking some dude right now.
Soldier 2: Don't you EVER talk about my girl or I'll fucking kill you! Got that you fucking dirtbag?!

Random Soldier: Briefed!
Briefed! by BoxingBro December 10, 2009

inadvertently briefed with incomplete information

lied, prevaricated, deceived or, at the very least, did not tell the whole truth
inadvertently briefed with incomplete information: In his half-contrite, half-defiant resignation letter, Mr Flynn wrote of having sincerely apologised to the President and V ice-President for “inadvertently” misleading them with “incomplete information”.

Conan O'Briened 

To be erroneously fired or laid off from your job by incompetent bosses for ridiculous or dubious reasons beyond your control.
"Our boss screwed up so we all got Conan O'Briend."

"I can't believe I'm getting Conan O'Briened over this!"

"Activision Conan O'Briened a lot of people from Radical today because there isn't a new Spider-man movie coming out for them to make a game for."
Conan O'Briened by usernamedan February 12, 2010
That friend who you have to brief your other friends on before you introduce them because the friend is a bit weird and/or embarrassing and you don't want your friends to judge you for them.
So my friend Stacy is coming tonight, she's a bit of a briefer. She makes really shit jokes and gets wasted on 2 drinks.
Briefer by leelee06 May 26, 2018

briefest 

lasting or taking a short time; of short duration:
Woa thats the briefest time i have ever seen
A more brief, concise, shorter, or simpler, word or phrase.
Thought the word "dysfunctional" is more common and has 1 syllable less, the word "inoperative" is briefer. The first has 13 letters and 4 syllables, the second has 11 letters and 5 syllables.
briefer by but for February 13, 2019