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brewers droop 

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.
I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.
brewers droop by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

brewers droop 

Erectile dysfunction brought on by too much drinking. Aka "too drunk to fuck"
Dude, she was hot as hell but I could not get my dick hard cause I had brewers droop.

Brewers Bugle 

A limp cock due to excessive drinking.
Similar to "brewers droop"
Oh no man, how's she gonna blow that?
I've picked up the brewers bugle.

or
Yeah mann, I fuckin left the pub with the brewers bugle.
Brewers Bugle by London El Vis September 30, 2005

Brewers Dozen 

11 bottles/cans of beer. When you visit a brewery and are given a box of beer with one short, because the brewer drank it.
I got a brewers dozen of beer from XYZ brewery today.
Brewers Dozen by mfgeorge January 29, 2012

Brewers Win the World Series 

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.
It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."

Brewers Fan 

Idiots completely oblivious to the fact that their team sucks. Consistently certain their team will win their division, despite being back numerous games and guaranteed to blow a lead if they ever get one (Ex: 2007).
Brewers Fan: The Brewers will win the division easy! They're the best team in the history of baseball!

Guy who's not retarded: But the Cubs have the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead and the Brewers are only a few games over having played an incredibly easy schedule.

Brewers Fan: Cubs suck, der der der der der! Whatever, so you want me to give you a BJ or something?

GWNR: What!? No! I'm not gay!

Brewers Fan: Well I am!! Must . . . have. . . penis . . . insiiiiidddddeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!
Brewers Fan by Saucy09 June 20, 2008
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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