Brewers

Wisconsin's baseball team. They may not win all the time, but they are still awesome. Seeing as how I am from Wisconsin, the Brewers are obviously my favorite team.

Me: "Man, the Brewers PWNED Pittsburg tonight (7/24) with a score of 12-8."

by Siril Frein July 24, 2006

brewers droop

State of male flacidity or temporary impotence due to the mass consumption of alcohol.

I had her in bed and we were about to get our freak on, but I had brewers droop and had to fashion a strapon with a cucumber and duct tape.

by Mattyboyee May 28, 2003

brewers droop

Erectile dysfunction brought on by too much drinking. Aka "too drunk to fuck"

Dude, she was hot as hell but I could not get my dick hard cause I had brewers droop.

by The Senior Cocksman March 1, 2017

Brewers Bugle

A limp cock due to excessive drinking.
Similar to "brewers droop"

Oh no man, how's she gonna blow that?
I've picked up the brewers bugle.

or
Yeah mann, I fuckin left the pub with the brewers bugle.

by London El Vis September 30, 2005

Brewers Dozen

11 bottles/cans of beer. When you visit a brewery and are given a box of beer with one short, because the brewer drank it.

I got a brewers dozen of beer from XYZ brewery today.

by mfgeorge January 29, 2012

Brewers Win the World Series

Sex. (History). The "code term" invented when discussing Craig's incredible drought.

It was said, Craig's drought ending was about as likely as "The Brewers Winning the World Series."

by Steve&Craig November 1, 2003

Brewers Fan

Idiots completely oblivious to the fact that their team sucks. Consistently certain their team will win their division, despite being back numerous games and guaranteed to blow a lead if they ever get one (Ex: 2007).

Brewers Fan: The Brewers will win the division easy! They're the best team in the history of baseball!

Guy who's not retarded: But the Cubs have the best record in baseball and a 5.5 game lead and the Brewers are only a few games over having played an incredibly easy schedule.

Brewers Fan: Cubs suck, der der der der der! Whatever, so you want me to give you a BJ or something?

GWNR: What!? No! I'm not gay!

Brewers Fan: Well I am!! Must . . . have. . . penis . . . insiiiiidddddeeeeeee meeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Saucy09 June 20, 2008