Brettpegger is a person on Tiktok who sometimes makes normal enough posts. However most of the time they post about themselves fvcking themselves with "The Brildo".
Person 1: Hey dude.. I saw a post about someone using a dildo with a picture of Brett on it..
Person 2: Don't worry that's just Brettpegger!
A person Who is Madly obsessed with Brett hand (Inside job- Netflix Show) , Has multiple “Brett” pleasure toys, And does not take care Of them self, (AKA) gets a lot of infections from not Disinfecting their toys.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!