Bretto

A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.

There's bretto the old bag waver.

by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

Bretto

A person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto.

Bretto is a person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto. The cromulence of his speechitude will also embiggen you.

by Bretto August 3, 2004

Bretto

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.

"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."

by Johnny January 12, 2004

bretto

a kind of person who jams his nob in the bedroom door to fatten it up ,then sticks it in a relatives arse

take that nick,can you feel it now.you fookin love me up yer hoop

by matthew crosbýe January 9, 2005

Brett Yang

One of the two members of the iconic YouTube duo
Twosetviolin. He is a violinist and YouTube comedian. Brett is the one with glasses, who plays the son in Twoset’s comedy sketches when Eddy Chen plays the Asian Mom character.

Brett Yang was hilarious in Twoset’s new video.

by Ling Ling wannabe October 27, 2019

Brett Keane

A youtuber from Missouri who was one of the founding fathers of the youtube atheist community who was very popular in his day during the start of youtube around 2006, but then fell from grace and had his original channel taken down through acts of doc dropping, plagiarism, false DMCAs, flase flagging, fabricating evidence to accuse people of acts such as attacking his family, and scams. After making an e-begging video asking for money to solve his supposed eviction from his home (almost certainly also a scam) he became a Christian because Christians donated the most money to him.

Throughout the years he's gone back and forth many times on his religious stances, going through likely hundreds of frequently terminated youtube accounts. He is best known today for being an object of mockery by his former friends TheAmazingAtheist and PaulsEgo on their podcast The Drunken Peasants.

DP fan: Hey dude, did you see Paul fucking rip the manatee a new asshole last show?

Other DP fan: Yeah man! I bet Brett Keane is beating Dorn right now out of pure rage!

by MuslimGoku July 16, 2016

Brettgang

Pulling a brettgang: to fail three times in a row, or to concede three goals in a competition without scoring on your own. The exact opposite of a hattrick.

I was certain to get my drivers license this time, but I pulled a brettgang. Well, four's the charm.

by pastafury January 5, 2022