bretto

a kind of person who jams his nob in the bedroom door to fatten it up ,then sticks it in a relatives arse

take that nick,can you feel it now.you fookin love me up yer hoop

Bretto

A 50+ year old crack dog, that waives bags of crack at young girls so they will suck the dust out of his shriveled old excuse for a dick.

There's bretto the old bag waver.

by Crackmmann August 16, 2018

A person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto.

Bretto is a person who disagrees with the current definition of the word Bretto. The cromulence of his speechitude will also embiggen you.

by Bretto August 3, 2004

Rare, one of a kind fuckwit. Usually associated with homosexuality and strange indulgent activities with monkeys.

"Did you see Bretto on the news? He fucks monkeys..."

by Johnny January 12, 2004