breeding horses
breeding horses by jordan kyle November 21, 2017
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Horse Breeding
When a mysterious individual interrupts sexual intercourse by transferring male penis from the vagina to a container intended to capture ejaculate. The sample is then sold to the highest bidder for reproductive uses.
The attractive male was adorned by many women who sought to bear his children. As he had no desire to fill their fertilize their vessels, they resorted to extreme measures. A fine maiden lured the young stallion to her chambers and during a lustful romp her co-conspirators leapt from the dresser and captured his seed. This soon turned in to a lucrative career for the maidens, dubbed horse breeding, as this process is commonplace in the village stables.
Horse Breeding by Sir Fancylot April 7, 2025
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