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break wind 

A replacement for "Fart". Mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.
A: What's that smell?!
B: Sorry, I farted.
A: Don't say "fart", say "break wind"
break wind by Anon1294810751 April 21, 2010
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break wind 

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.
What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?
break wind by JC September 26, 2003

Break wind 

Within two seconds, Michael had to break wind in class and everybody was disgusted. He had to use the bathroom and he stayed in there for a hour.

Break the Wind 

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.
Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.
Break the Wind by Zimfast May 15, 2013

Break Windage 

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.
Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.
Break Windage by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021

Break a Window 

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.
Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?
Break a Window by ace789nj November 16, 2018

breakwide 

To run far away. using the term "break" to leave and adding an adjective to describe how far.
When the cops came, we brokewide.
If you not tryin' to get hurt, homie breakwide!
breakwide by jREADY February 8, 2008
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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