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break wind 

A replacement for "Fart". Mostly used by people(s) over the age of 55.
A: What's that smell?!
B: Sorry, I farted.
A: Don't say "fart", say "break wind"
break wind by Anon1294810751 April 21, 2010
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break wind 

n 1. a terd honking for the right-of-way.
v 1. to strain the anus in a forceful manner exerting methane gas to relieve pressure from the rectal region.
What the heck is that smell? Did you just break wind?
break wind by JC September 26, 2003

Break wind 

Within two seconds, Michael had to break wind in class and everybody was disgusted. He had to use the bathroom and he stayed in there for a hour.

Break the Wind 

Being the first to pass gas in the presence of someone you're dating. i.e. Breaking the Ice.
Girl: Did you just fart?

Guy: Well somebody had to Break the Wind.
Break the Wind by Zimfast May 15, 2013

Break Windage 

When a man farts so violently during urination that he has to adjust his aim.
Dude did you hear that? I had to use some major break windage to not piss all over the seat.
Break Windage by Dezmo727 January 8, 2021

Break a Window 

When a high bill or payment catches you off guard and you compare it to the cost of having to pay for a broken window.
Nicole: We’ll take the check
Waiter: Here you go
Nicole: $200.00?!?! Damn, what did I break a window?
Break a Window by ace789nj November 16, 2018

breakwide 

To run far away. using the term "break" to leave and adding an adjective to describe how far.
When the cops came, we brokewide.
If you not tryin' to get hurt, homie breakwide!
breakwide by jREADY February 8, 2008
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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