brbpt 

be right back, poop time

In an aim conversation...

SCREENNAME1:I wanted to ask you a question
SCREENNAME2: sure. wait, brbpt
SCREENNAME1:I totally didn't need to know you had to poop

brbpt by online-slang master March 22, 2006

Brapt 

A painful and loud bowel movement, containing loose poop with many gas bubbles causing a "Brapt!" sound as it exits. Often the cracks, snaps and splatters of the brapt are accompanied by heavy breathing and moans of pain. The pain can be caused by cramps or the sting of the brapt it's self.

If you catch someone brapt'ing at work, acknowledge by exclaiming "Brapt Brapt!" or "Brrrrrapt!" as they pass by.

"Bob is in stall 2 brapt'ing, he sounds like he is really struggling, you should go listen. He's a champ. Be careful, it smells something fierce."

Brapt by Kavka December 14, 2008

Braptard 

A fart fetishist who enjoys posting romanised derivations of flatulence in response to images of attractive women bearing their prosteriors.

P1> *posts pic of a fine ass*
P2 (braptard)> “BRAAAAAAAAPPPP OOPS I THINK SHE SHIDDED AND FARDED LOL XDDD”
P1> “Braptards deserve euthanasia”

Braptard by Inqu’aanate September 3, 2018

Brypto 

Basically means “crypto” but it’s cooler and funnier

I’m just getting rugged with all my “Brypto” bros

Brypto by Ducasa November 21, 2021

brbats 

IM acronym for "be right back after taking shit"

Bob: no1 shud eat at this restaurant. I feel sick.
Tim: really? you ok?
Bob: ughh- brbats.
Tim: kk

brbats by Kreap October 7, 2011

Broptional

The choice of wearing a bra

I went to Wayhome Music and the girls were broptional!

Broptional by Waterboymatty July 28, 2016

brbftbr 

quite simply..

be right back from the bathroom

gives a little more info than the standard brb, as a more definite time of return is understood here.

Tbone: omg i suck at chem
Bpat: yea you do
Tbone: brbftbr
Bpat: huh?
Tbone: chill out browski! back soon!

brbftbr by Toe Moss December 28, 2007