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Beatimus Maximus 

the maximum amount of times you can beat off in one day.
"jeez, it's so sore Jim, I think I've achieved Beatimus Maximus"

Braticus Maximus 

A young child that is adorable, loving, and typically a delight to all. That child then transforms into the worst brat, unbearable, throws fits, and yells at parents. The child only turns into Braticus Maximus in front of parental figures and close family members but disguised as a loving child in front of other people.
Alba transformed into Braticus Maximus after hearing from her parents she had to do her school homework instead of going to her friends house to play tennis.
Braticus Maximus by Sidechain April 22, 2021

bartimus quail 

only when a person buys minimum of 40 xbox 360 games, playing each only once in offline mode, simply to achieve highest gamerscore possible may use the gamertage bartimus quail.
i pulled a bartimus quail this weekend, playing gears of war for 48 hours straight, appearing offline and getting all achievements.
bartimus quail by andrey solegub February 26, 2009

spoiledus braticus 

the scientific identification of a spoiled brat
Me: Sounds like your niece gets special treatment.

Sara: She will end up being a spoiledus braticus.
spoiledus braticus by Jenky828 July 19, 2011

Brotimus Maximus 

Only the epicest of bro names united, worthy of only those par to a Spartan.
"Bow your heads, there ye passes a Brotimus Maximus"
Brotimus Maximus by Brotimus Maximus November 11, 2009

Braticus 

a name that insinuates a being who is rude and whining about the littest of things; usually a female who has a high squeay voice and no regard for authority.
Ugh my sister is such a Braticus!
Braticus by Rosalina Freddricks March 26, 2013
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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