Bramley 

One of the most charismatic villages in hampshire. Its lovely village greens, parks and pubs make it some what of a social hub for anyone worth speaking of in and around the basingstoke area. Its clean well lit roads, charming population and conviniently placed train station make it an ideal and convinent location for anyone to live or do buisness.

Person one: Where shall we go today.

Person two: Lets go to bramley where we can relax and do numerous enjoyable activities.

person one: what a fantastic idea !!!

Bramley by Lionel H May 4, 2011

Bramley 

Quite frankley one of the skankiest areas of Leeds, full of scroungers, druggies & the occssional glue sniffer. Not one person is employed in the area, well legally anyway. The highlight of Bramley, and the best part by far is the road out of there.

Dave...FFS a bird has shat all over my car

Alex....Best move to Bramley where even the birds fly upside down because there is nothing worth shitting on.

Bramley by monkeychopslovesyou November 21, 2010

Bramley 

To crumble under the slightest of pressure.

From Bramley apples, commonly used in apple crumbles.

Ed: Mate, how'd that job interview go?
Tim: Terrible, I totally fucking Bramley'd.

Bramley by Crumble Commander May 13, 2016

Bramley 

This person is super chill and amazing to be around. Make sure to always have a Bramley in your corner for they are kind spirited and good company. It’s a pretty rare name, you should treat them as such and treasure your Bramley for as long as you can.

“Why is my mood instantly improving??”

“Oh that’s just because Bramley is in the room.”

Bramley by Pookiewooky November 19, 2023

Bramley 

Still one of the most skankiest areas of Leeds. Still full of scroungers, druggies, and the occasional glue sniffer. Employment sitch is a bit better but nobody works 100% legitimately either, either selling drugs, burgling, or selling dodgy fire sticks on the side.

Rather surprisingly, the barley mow (one of the shitest pubs going) is still open, the shopping centres even more dire and depressing now. The best thing that's happened on Bramley Centre in the past 15 years was the Gregg's moving a whole two spaces down the car park

I don't recommend living here (living being quite a generous term for unfortunately existing in Bramley), especially if you've got kids. It's cheap for a reason. If you want to move here (fuck knows why) avoid the Broadleas, Landseers, Outgang Lane, Ganners, Snowdens, Raynvilles, Wythers, Rossefields, Henleys, Hough Lane area, Fairfields, and summerfields estates. They're all shiteholes.

Mikey: "a birds shit all over me car!"
Greg: "She was probably from Bramley!"

Bramley by WestLeedsSniper September 29, 2025

bramley hampshire 

bramley hampshire is one of the most skanky areas going. full of druggies and little 7 year olds probably with a fag in there mouth. and you will probably spend half your time behind the train tracks. if your a skank or a drug addict, move to bramley... also you would see some 13yr old up the duff

harry: i need some weed

alex: lets go to bramley hampshire then

bramley hampshire by ilikepartyrinhs8272 November 20, 2019

Sam Bramley 

Legend.

Person 1: Yo is that who i think it is!?

Person 2: that's Sam Bramley my friend the legend.

Sam Bramley by Absolutely no clue. August 15, 2020