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Brain Teaser 

A story with a punchline. Used to tease the brain and produce laughter.
John: Bill looked in the mirror. He didn't see his own reflection but someone else's. He was not surprised or worried. What was going on?
Blake: I don't know, what?
John: Bill was looking at a photo!
Blake: Haha! That was a cool brain teaser!
Brain Teaser by eeguurl March 9, 2015
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brain teaser 

While receiving a blowjob, the man pulls out and blows his load up the blower's nose, then screams, "That will give you something to think about!"
Sarah dumped Jim after he gave her a brain teaser.
But I thought she liked puzzles...

brain teaser by Billy Jenkins January 6, 2008

brain teaser 

A brain teaser is getting your brain teased...obviously.
If you dont have the imagination to determine wat a brain teaser is, then youre officially stupid.
person:brain teaser!!!
idiot:wats a brian teaser?
person:your dumb
idiot:i know...
brain teaser by shaggy 2 dope September 30, 2006

Brain Teasers 

The Brain Teasers make your brain funny "Moonlight nigga why you trippen get your moonlight yuh"
Brain Teasers by SSSyourdad March 25, 2022

Brain Teazer

1. Alternate spelling for "brain teaser"

2. A puzzle that makes you feel like a total bad ass when you solve it.

3. One of the most complicated of puzzels testing intelect, logic and reasoning.
Are you really playing with a puzzle?!

Nawh its a brain teazer!

Taser-brain

Taser-brain is when anxiety buzzes in ones brain, making them go back and forth on a decision rapidly.
“I got total taser-brain while I was trying to call in for work, I Ended up calling in the end.”
Taser-brain by Maniacweirdo November 21, 2018

Brainteaser 

When a girl is giving you head and her dad calls and says she has to leave.
I was with this chick the other night and she gave me the worse brainteaser.
Brainteaser by coroparl November 16, 2022
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murderhobo 

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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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