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brain child 

Another term for "thought" or "idea". Commonly used amongst unpublished writers (such as writers of fanfiction).
Person 1: Hey, you copied my story!
Person 2: No I didn't, it was MY brain child!
brain child by Rina-chan August 5, 2006
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brain child 

the FUCKED UP idea of someone who just comes up with something totally random and puts it into motion without thinking about it first
Person 1: "Why the hell are we doing it that way now?"
Person 2: "I don't know, it was dickhol's brain child"
brain child by jessewallace October 14, 2011

brain child 

A newborn baby whose conception is the result of skull fucking.
Nine months after Brian released his nut into Jess' skull, little Igor, their Brain Child, was born on a full moon, just in time for the late summer harvest. The new family celebrated with ice cream cake.
brain child by brainbutter February 17, 2010

Brain-Child 

When two or more people come up with an idea together
My friend and I just had a brain-child. What if, hear me out, we mixed the cake mix with the waffle mixture?

brainchild 

a revolutionary new idea or concept, having mostly a positive effect to society.
The assembly line was the brainchild of Henry Ford, ushering in mass production of automobiles and significantly reducing their price for a while.
brainchild by Polo July 16, 2006

branchild 

When you eat too much All-Bran and shit a loaf the size of an infant.
Damn, my ass is still sore from giving birth to that branchild this morning.
branchild by daledimmadome July 18, 2017

molest a brainchild

To misuse or attack someone's well thought out concept to a disgusting extent.
I had a solution to the fund-raising problem, but Herb messed up my idea so much that we're now being sued. He sure knows how to molest a brainchild.
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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