Boyfriend Answer

A distortion of the truth or flat out lie usually told by a boyfriend to keep the self esteem of the girlfriend or other chick friend unreasonably high.

Chet: No baby I love how high pitched your laugh is, it reminds me of how feminine you are.

Elizabeth: Awe thank you honey I love how good you make me feel.

(later that day)

Chet: Oh my god Billy have you heard how high pitched and annoying Elizabeth's laugh is.

Billy: Yeah dude its really bad, but what did you say when she asked.

Chet: Oh I just gave a boyfriend answer.

Boyfriend Answer by MCP72390 December 13, 2009

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A boyfriend answer usually consists of bullshit, bullshit and more bullshit. The "boyfriend" will try to get in the girls pants and when he does this successfully, will dump her without getting married or making a real committment causing her to feel like waste. he'll also abuse her physically and psychologically similar to a slave and leave her on the side of the road to be hit by passing COWS. After he is through he'll continue in his search for more unsuspecting victims....

boyfriend; do you love me?

girlfriend; of course I feel like I've known you forever......

boyfriend; do want to spend forever with me?

girlfriend; of course my love

the following day; boyfriend answer; fuck it chuck it

boyfriend answer by YouSuckkatLife December 18, 2009

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Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.

Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.

Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026

Word of the Day on July 29, 2026

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chud run

A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.

"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"

chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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funiosity

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.

"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"

funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007

Word of the Day on July 25, 2026

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