boy band

a group(usually 4 or 5) sissy boys who do NOT play instruments. sing crappy pop music; stupid gay love songs that they didn't even write themselves. only pre-teens and teenie boopers like them.

see:

n*sync or backsteet boys

boy bands suck

boy band by Heather April 22, 2005

Boy Band

Noun- When you wear tight pants or pull your pants up so they are snug against your groin, highlighting your package for all the world to see.

Michael wouldn't get off the phone with his girlfriend, so we all showed him our boy bands to distract him.

Boy Band by EDKirk November 27, 2011

boy band

A group of "musicians" who rarely play their own instruments, consisting purely of reasonably attractive males who appeal to girls ages 10-14. This term does not apply to all bands that are comprised solely of males. It is used in reference to a specific genre of music artists who perform for a pre-teen audience in a mainstream pop/rock style.

N'Sync is a "boy band"

boy band by unlikepoets October 21, 2005

boy band

a group of 4 or 5 men who lip sync other people's music while pretending to like girls

Boy bands are nothing but a bunch of no-talent, 30-year-old pretty boys who like to bend each other over!

boy band by Pissed Off Paul March 1, 2004

boy band

Legal paedophilia.

boy band by Soiled Undergarment August 18, 2003

Boy Band

A group of 3-5 homosexuals who claim to love girls. They lip-sync to terrible sounds and their songs are always about wanting to be girls and craving penises up their asses. The fact that this is music and popular proves humanity is doomed and music is dead.

Boy Bands are terrible, go listen to Slayer.

Boy Band by Mr. Zimpy December 20, 2009

boy band

A musical group whose frontmen consist of a group of male singers (they may or may not play another instrument). In order to qualify as a boy band 1) they must not write thier own music and 2) thier main fan draw must be how attractive they are. Point one can be waved if they really suck.

Boy band: N'sync
Not a boy band: U2

boy band by realityincog December 23, 2004