bowl rider

A large turd that goes round and round the toilet bowl instead of flushing for at least 8 seconds.

"YEE HA" THAT TURD'S A REAL BOWL RIDER. COULD HAVE WON THE RODEO.

by wedell March 28, 2010

ride the bowl

Taking a nice dump on the toilet, riding the toilet bowl as if it were a horse.

I had to take such a bad shit, I had to ride the bowl! Hi, Ho, Shitter, away! I'm the Lone Pooper!

by LonePooper June 9, 2016

bowlriser

A truly massive shit that fills up the toilet bowl, towering over the water and rising high enough to fill the air with a legendary and ungodly stench, ruining the air quality in not only the bathroom but the whole house.

I suggest that all of you step outside right now, since I just dropped a bowlriser in your toilet!

by The Denister May 9, 2017

bowlriser

A truly massive shit that fills up the toilet bowl, towering over the water and rising high enough to fill the air with a legendary and ungodly stench, ruining the air quality in not only the bathroom but the whole house.

I suggest that all of you step outside right now, since I just dropped a bowlriser in your toilet!

by The Denister May 9, 2017