bowl choker 

a piece of human feces so large that it does not even move when the toilet is flushed. in most cases requires removal with a small garden shovel. plungers are rendered useless in a case of a bowl choker.

this toilet is industrial and that bowl choker isn't moving!

bowl choker by alan steel October 17, 2008

Bowl Choker 

A bowel movement so large, the average household toilet struggles to dispose of it.

"Dude, you should have seen the bowl choker I had after yesterday's mexican buffet."

Bowl Choker by flwlss October 11, 2019

corn eyed bowl choker 

An extremely large piece of corn laden shit that chokes the toilet bowl and requires a professional plumber to clear; typical measurements = 6"- 8" circumference (tapered at both ends) x 14" - 22.5" length. Producer of said ass log must posess sufficient sphincter control that will enable this rarest of shits to remain intact (no breakage). Offshoot versions can include the steaming corn eyed bowl choker, rusty corn eyed bowl choker and the corn/ lima bean skin eyed bowl choker.

Janes rapidly evolving - young adult - metabolism enhanced her rate of digestion beyond that of normal girls in their early twenties....this, coupled with her incessant anal stimulation widened her poop chute to twice the normal asshole size. Her recent visit to a friends house found her in a quandry of sorts after she placed a generous sized corn eyed bowl choker in the guest bathroom...a hasty exit, me thinks she makes

corn eyed bowl choker by Theo Fuxtable May 10, 2011

bowl chocker 

An enormously huge turd that won't flush down the toilet

John, my bowl chocker clogged up the toilet and now its over flowing.

bowl chocker by joasfrank August 2, 2007

choke the bowl

(v) to clog the toilet with a massive load of pooh without the aid of charmin.

After three beef and bean burritos, Mieke, the one with the big cans, checked into the poo-house to drop a filthy, steaming duce. Much to her shocked amazement, for the first time in her young life, she managed to choke the bowl. Bursting with pride, she called Johny Cakes, the plumber, who was not amused.

choke the bowl by pooh master March 6, 2009

choke a bowl 

To smoke marijuana.

Dude, dude, lets choke a bowl.

choke a bowl by Nah Nah Not Necessary December 15, 2009