bowelfuck

Sexual intercourse as defined by anal sex. The introduction of the penis into the bowel regions.

I bowelfucked the shit out of my girl last night, pun DEFINITELY intended!

by FlyingHat January 20, 2008

bagelfuck

The act of having sexual intercourse with a bagel ornament adorning the penis.

Last night, I totally bagelfucked Taylor!

by bagelfucked May 12, 2009

babelfuck

When one passes a phrase through the babelfish one or more times until it ceases to make any literal sense and instead sounds like some heavy metaphorical explanation.

The example was babelfucked with japanese twice

Until it finishes to make, when transferring the time of one or more to phrase, through 1 Tsuga babelfish in feeling of which letter heavily as in figurative explanation being audible to substituting.

When that, the time being one or more, in order to make, it moves to phrase heavily in as the figurative explanation which is audible in letter substitution through babelfish of one Tsuga of feeling, until it ends.

by hex_ten February 5, 2005

Bowelquake

When you are caught in a place with no toilet and you throw up out your ass and you have to use your socks and/or underwear to wipe your ass.

I was camping when I had a bowelquake, I threw my underwear in the lake after using them to wipe my ass.

by DeReese July 18, 2014

Borefuck

1. Someone or something that is really boring (just like a dumb fuck)
2. Someone who is a bore at fucking
3. Someone who fucks a bore.

All definitions can apply simultaneously if the person being referred to is really that ridiculously boring.

My fellow intern is such a borefuck - he's as dead as Lindsay Lohan's eggs.

by dzata February 3, 2010

birelfucker

A birelfucker is simply defined as somebody who partakes in sexual intercourse with one or more birel racing karts on a regular basis, usually via the furthermost rear section of the chassis with the rear bumper assembly removed to facilitate access to the inner frame rails (with sizes ranging from 28-32mm internal diameter) for the purpose of sexual intercourse, usually to orgasm. This is often done with any available lubricant on hand such as premix oil. Although the term "birelfucker" is relatively new, it is highly offensive to kart racers and non-kart racers alike.

"That guy is such a birelfucker! In fact, he in the definition of birelfucker! He practically invented birelfucking!"

by The softest of all the tacos December 15, 2008

bowelfunction

any catastrophic failure of the intestinal tract, resulting in either an excessive amount of diarrhea or the complete shut down of the ability to take a crap.

Dan will be late, he is working through a major bowelfunction in the bathroom.

by robtist75 February 4, 2010