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bow-ner

a boner that has an unusually downward arched "bow" to it
aw shit mate, i got me a bow-ner and now i dun gone and fucked me own arse
by Mittwoch shitter January 20, 2011
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Nerd Bow

The strange sweaty smell nerds produce. Most people will notice "Nerd Bow" when they enter computer rooms, internet gaming cafes and often while entering computer game shops or Games Workshop stores.

Can only be described as a high pitched smell that offends the nasal cavity of regular human beings. can often be mistaken for ball sweat.
nerd bow nerd sweat world of warcraft games workshop ball sweat
by lord of your ring November 27, 2011
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Bownership

Relating to the total financial cost of having sexual relationships, such as children, condoms, dinner and a movie, etc.
Before you slay that pussy, you need to consider the total cost of bownership.
by Dick Fucking Diggler May 8, 2015
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Bownership

Take complete pride in popping a rod in a public place.
Little Johnny took complete bownership of the rod he popped while doing show and tell at school today!
by Dungeon of Manlove June 4, 2011
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bowner

When a person wears underwear that has a bow on the front, then wears tight pants, thus creating a protrusion from the lower pelvic area.
Stacy: Oh my God, Becky, look at her bowner!
Becky: Ew! Have some self respect.
by youcantsitwithus January 31, 2015
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bowner

1) used as a greeting call amongst friends. 2) An erection or boner exhibiting roundness. 3) male genitalia. 4) A screw up or mistake. 5) used as a battlecry, exclamation or excitement.
1) Hey, Bowner!
2) Gotta Bowner!
3) Ouch, that hit my Bowner!
4) What a Bowner!
5) BOWNER!
by Gimli July 9, 2003
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Bowner Killer

A "bowner killer" is when you hear something awful or disgusting. Such as when a girl talks about her period, or if you see this incredibly ugly girl. It is also directly known as something that makes you have the opossite of a bowner..
It is also known as BK.
Girl: Today I was bleeding like a waterfall!
Boy: Dude! that was a total BK!(bowner killer)
by Sondre Nygård June 14, 2009
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