bovulence

Bovulence
bovulence
noun
The large-scale methane flatulence produced by cows, often blamed for climate change and rural stench.
Example:
“The pasture was blanketed in bovulence.”

The pasture was blanketed in bovulence.”

bovulence by Heymuse January 2, 2026

bovidence 

potentially hazardous items of foodstuff wrappery that are destined to clash headlong with a bovate's sense of right and wrong. And bring you immense grief for, (wait for it), no apparent sensical reason.

"Did you enjoy that twisty fries and milkshake, oh downtrodden colleague of mine?"
"Yes, it war tres filling, though a little wrong."
"Be sure to hide the bovidence."
"I shall. Thank you for the valuable advice."

bovidence by David Cowpell Downtrodden September 2, 2004