by Killik Inc. February 21, 2009
A girl who doesn’t fuck with you/take you as a joke for any reason but when she sees you being successful she wants to talk to you.
by BSY June 8, 2020
"Jus coz u iz a bouncer dont mean u iz ard'. I iz gonna get my nine and blow you away. What you mean I can't wear trainers in this motherfuckin club, geeza, innit" (see innit)
by truthtalker October 9, 2003
by umpirestrikesback May 17, 2005
The couple of fat wankers that stand outside most clubs in Britain on Friday or Saturday night. Their role is to keep any trouble in the club to a minimum and only let decent people inside. They usually start all the trouble and lech around underage girls for effect, but, in truth they have incredibly small penises and do to many steds to give a girl a decent one. Whereas the likes of me, I'm quite partial to giving the girls exactly what they need
" a fat bouncer kicked off on saturday night and ended up getting his cunt kicked in by 5 fella's, I fuckin loved the scene "
by John Gaskell March 13, 2004
(n.) Doorman, a large man who prevents undesirables from entering establishments with a certain image.
(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
(n.) female who enjoys bouncing on the male during intercourse
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 16, 2004
1) the dude who stands at the door of strip clubs to keep underage kids out.
2) the guy who dresses like a biker and crouches in front of the stage monitors at concerts and tries to keep assholes from stage-diving.
2) the guy who dresses like a biker and crouches in front of the stage monitors at concerts and tries to keep assholes from stage-diving.
1) I was feeling good about myself until the bouncer got gay about my fake ID.
2) Bouncers are generally pussies but try to look formidible by wearing leather vests, shaving their heads, and covering themselves in tats of naked chicks.
2) Bouncers are generally pussies but try to look formidible by wearing leather vests, shaving their heads, and covering themselves in tats of naked chicks.
by flannel flyer February 21, 2005