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A nonreactive element that is only produced when adidas lion Shishiro Botan giggles or makes a noise of any kind.
Botanium has been found to be on par with Nakirium in potency, new study suggests.
Botanium by justsomesimp May 2, 2021

Bootanising 

Scrutinising a female booty, to excessive degrees, for the purpose of evaluating whether you would have sex with her.
I've been bootanising that waitress for the last half hour. Let me tell you, I would crawl over hot coals and broken glass to hear her shit pipe fart through a walkie talkie. Her ass is that fine!

botaniholic 

One who is addicted to gardening, growing flowers, working in the yard, and encouraging others to do the same. Will forgo other activities, including family outings, eating, sleep, etc. to be able to work with plants and flowers.
Mike spent hundreds of dollars to work in the yard this weekend while his family went to Disneyland. He must be a botaniholic.
botaniholic by GlockLover May 22, 2010

filthy botanist 

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.
Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.
filthy botanist by PRIDErunsdeep December 12, 2017
an expert in a subject matter, particularly one of high difficulty
Im no botanist, but this car magnet seems more like a refrigerator magnet.
botanist by Jason Masons November 14, 2020

botanical hedonist 

Pseudo-intelligent slang for 'pot head'

Generally used when attempting to refer to the fact without directly stating it. Mostly used by people who don't feel secure in their use of the plant, and want to keep it on the down-low.
Tim's Father: Well, you know, I caught Tim smoking some marijuana the other day. It's been ages since I did it.

Bill's Father: I gotta admit, I was quite the botanical hedonist back in the day...

Tim's Father: Huh?
botanical hedonist by doktorfunk October 5, 2005