2 definitions by PRIDErunsdeep

filthy botanist

When you rub poison oak, ivy, or sumac on your hands before giving someone a handjob or fingering. Used as a revenge tactic.

Amy realized Joel was cheating, so she did some yardwork and went filthy botanist on him.

by PRIDErunsdeep December 13, 2017

When you eat something spicy before going down on someone as revenge.

"Did you hear about Sara and John? Wing night for them accidently turned into a dirty pyromaniac."

by PRIDErunsdeep November 8, 2017