The act of talking to a girl/boy before an almost definite sexual encounter, but for some unknown reason, the talk is the last thing you end up doing that night.
A: Hey Paddy, How'd you go with that Italian Backpacker?
B: Oh man, Got to her house and butched it out for 2 hours. I thought I was in!
A: Access Denied!!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).