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boss key 

A designated key or combination of keys that allows a user to quickly switch off the leisure program they are currently using, avoiding pink slips by the boss. More elaborate programs will even go so far as to remove any trace of the program's running (e.g., by replacing the program's icon).
Media Player Classic's default 'boss key' is "B"

Oh snap, the boss is coming! Hide the porn! Quick, press the boss key!
boss key by Spread January 8, 2006
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boss key 

A combination of keys that can be pressed to close a program quickly. The most well known boss key is Alt+F4, this combination can close down almost all applications with some minor exceptions such as some full-screen video games. Although Alt+F4 is the standard boss key, some other applications have other combinations as well. Most internet browsers have another combination of boss key, Ctrl+W.

When a worker is on a program that he shouldn't be on. If the boss was to simply come into the worker's office or if the worker noticed that the boss was looming nearby, the worker could simply Alt+F4 and the application would be immediately closed. If the boss was to look at the worker's computer, all would be well. Hence why it's called the boss key.

The boss key also has other benefits. If you accidentally clicked on a link to last measure (or other shock site) to close the browser window down you could press one of the two boss keys and the browser would close.

Another boss key in Mozilla Firefox is Ctrl+Shift+W however this is a bad combination to use as a boss key for two reasons. One, if you have two or more tabs open (one containing work stuff and the rest containing the bad stuff) then Firefox puts up a dialogue box asking whether you want to save your tabs for when you next run Firefox if you have multiple tabs open so you will have to click on one of the buttons. One second can make a difference between getting away with it and getting fired!
Worker 1: Dude, check out this hot naked chick!

Worker 2: Sweet! Hey Jimmy!

*Two minutes later*

Worker 3: Guys! The boss is in the office next door!

Worker 2: Shit! Press the boss key!

*Worker 1 presses Ctrl+W*

Worker 2: That was close.

*Boss comes in and leaves. A few minutes later...*

Worker 1: Woah, hey Lee, take a look at this!

Worker 2: Wow, I don't know they had games on here! Jimmy, keep an eye out for the boss would you.

Worker 3: Will do!

*Five minutes later*

Worker 3: The boss is coming!

Worker 2: Boss key, boss key!

*Worker 1 presses Alt+F4*

Worker 2: That was close.
boss key by Alveron January 4, 2011

bosskeyyacht 

cool dude. logang approves ✅
bosskeyyacht has more common sense than 00% of this league
bosskeyyacht by shdnfoenebdh March 3, 2021
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026