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born-again virgin 

A formerly promiscuous persons commitment to not have sex (again) until marriage. The commitment usually lasts about a week at which point they go to a bar and become a drunken (man)whore and indiscriminantly throw themselves at the opposite sex. The change of heart is usually brought about through feelings of guilt or shame from past failed relationships.
After Mike had been sleeping with Sara for a year and she left him for the well-endowed circus midget he decided it was time to become a born-again virgin.
born-again virgin by Hansel November 28, 2004
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born-again virgin 

A ho that doesn't get any sex for one year.

Born-again as in reborn. Virgin as in a pure and chaste individual.
It's been a year since she got laid, let's go celebrate Katie becoming a born-again virgin.
born-again virgin by Fox June 18, 2004

born-again virgin 

A person who goes without sexual intercourse for a period of 90 days (3 months)
Bob was a born-again virgin after going without sex for 3 months
born-again virgin by potandkettle August 10, 2008

born-again virgin

Someone who lost their virginity early in life but has since gone so long without sex that the period of sexual inactivity exceeds the time between their birth and their first sexual experience. Used humorously or philosophically, not to imply literal virginity.
ost my v-card at 18, but I’ve been sex-free since 2007 — I’m basically a born-again virgin (temporal) now.”
born-again virgin by De_mux February 4, 2026

Born Again Virgin 

More than a year between sexual relations, with anyone else.
Since his girlfriend left him a year ago, he has become a Born again virgin. Poor guy!

Born Again Virgin 

Someone in denial. Usually too stupid to realize it's a moot point.
I had sex, but I didnt mean it, so I take it back. Now I'm a Born Again Virgin!
Born Again Virgin by Saraasdf July 6, 2011

Born Again Virgin 

1. A young woman, who has recently had a child & due to pregnancy and child birth has abstained from sexual relations, is classed as a born again virgin!

2. A person who constantly lies about the state of their Virginity, on an almost daily basis.

3. In some countries a surical procedure is performed to repair the Womans hymen, so as to be like a virgin again.
This is often done so the Woman can "Loose her Virginity to her new husband, or to hid the fact that she has had sex, as in some countries sex before marriage is frowned upon.

Woman:- Doctor, I really want to be a virgin again
Doctor;- No worries, You can be a Born Again Virgin after a short procedure, let me book you in.
Woman:- My Fiancee will be so pleased to pop my cherry!
1. Young Mom:- Since i had the baby, i feel like a Born Again Virgin!

2. Peter:- I hate being a Virgin!
Mark:- Me too!
Peter:- Didn't you get laid last week?
Mark:- Yeah but that doesn't count as I'm a Born Again Virgin!

3. Woman:- Doctor, I really want to be a virgin again
Doctor;- No worries, You can be a Born Again Virgin after a short procedure, let me book you in.
Woman:- My Fiancee will be so pleased to pop my cherry!
Born Again Virgin by Arielcream August 24, 2010
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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